Unbetitelt

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:26:43 +0200

I choose you cake!
nom nom nom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8&feature=share

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 10:20:00 +0200

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8&feature=share:

OMG what the eff did I just watch.

firegrowshigher: degrading: limpwristedgenderfuckboy: lee-stur...

Wed, 23 May 2012 11:34:56 +0200

firegrowshigher:

degrading:

limpwristedgenderfuckboy:

lee-sturm-cobain-etc:

head-of-the-phantomhives:

ddoll-maker:

underworlds-princess:

thegaming-host:

hikaruandkaoruhitachiin:

bassy-thedemon:

[unown]

#119 Seaking.

# 355

#146

((I used the national pokedex :I))

#283 I am kinda cute. This would make a nice puppet.

“I’m a fucking METAPOD. Who the HELL is a METAPOD?!”

#42

Wow.

#333 - Swablu

#49 - Venomoth

Man, what a sucky pokemon. Somebody follow me, quick.

#139 - Omastar

#4 - Charmander

Steam spouts from my tail, when it rains.

Louis Birthday Present

Tue, 15 May 2012 01:19:47 +0200

ourspeciallittlesnowflake:

Louis Tomlinson’s Birthday is in December 24th, you have until then to reblog.

This post will be screenshoted and tweeted to Louis so we can show him how much we love him.

Keep Reblogging gurls

We do The Stephen King’s “Misery” alot.But...

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:31:47 +0200

We do The Stephen King’s “Misery” alot.
But when I’m sick she’ll do The Dosey-Doe :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg&feature=share

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:35:18 +0200

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg&feature=share

My moms friend was just looking at my One Direction magazine and came over to me..

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:56:05 +0200

justagameworsttoplay:

Her: Now Marissa, are any of these boys gay?

And..

Me: They all are.

Her: Oh.. Well this one *points to Harry* and this one *points to Louis* definitely are right?

Me:

icrushguys: Cute and Hot guys here...

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:43:38 +0200

icrushguys:

Cute and Hot guys here in http://icrushguys.tumblr.com/

perks of being a girl I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boner

Fri, 11 May 2012 23:11:14 +0200

perks of being a girl

I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boner

marialoves1direction: Oh Niallerrrr<3  #niall #Liam #shoe...

Tue, 08 May 2012 00:58:08 +0200

marialoves1direction:

Oh Niallerrrr<3  #niall #Liam #shoe #onedirection (Taken with instagram)

Belleabbey: Omg poor cat. Please, tie her to a crane and drag...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 07:15:38 +0200

Belleabbey:

Omg poor cat.
Please, tie her to a crane and drag her around.
Let’s see if she likes it.

Playing With Telemarketers - Hilarious

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 01:50:13 +0200

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.

ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.

ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?

ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.

ME: OK, hold on.

At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.

ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?

ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...

ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.

ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.

ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!

ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.

ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.

ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!

ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.

ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?

ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?

ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.

ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.

AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for

ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.

ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.

At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.

SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.

SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?

SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.

SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.

I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.

AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?

ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...

AT&T: *click*

【レンpower・cold・serious】MR TAXI (von 06181104)got to love len. an...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:33:00 +0200

【レンpower・cold・serious】MR TAXI (von 06181104)

got to love len.
an amazing version of Mr. Taxi by 少女時代(SNSD)

Meanwhile on TODAY Australia...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:11:00 +0200

Interviewer: Who's the best kisser?
Louis: How would we know between each other?
Liam: Niall.
Niall: *shuffles closer to Liam and makes kissy face*
Liam: *returns kissy face and giggles like a teenage girl*

had to love the man crush
I'm a happily married father of 3 kids
but I do have somewhat of a man crush on you
the hug : after that so awesome.

Best Of 2010: Most Popular Photography Tips, Tricks, and Hacks of 2010(via @Lifehacker)

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 23:24:16 +0200

Best Of 2010: Most Popular Photography Tips, Tricks, and Hacks of 2010(via @Lifehacker):

Whether it’s before, during, or after you shoot, we’ve posted some awesome photography tips, tricks, and hacks this year. Here are the most popular for 2010. Photo remixed from an original by Matt Katzenberger Take a People-Free Photo in a Crowded Place People are for portraits.

speckless.wordpress.com

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:47:45 +0200

speckless.wordpress.com:

super cute

gotta love em donuts

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:52:46 +0200

gotta love em donuts

New.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:22:04 +0200

I’m new to tumblr.
And it’s functions.
Hope my future blog
will be about as good,
as all your blogs out there.
:D

one direction i seen it coming. god it’s so cute.

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:19:00 +0200

one direction i seen it coming. god it’s so cute.

zouis: boob grabbing: zayn failed but lou...

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 05:06:00 +0200

zouis:

boob grabbing: zayn failed but lou succeeded.

it’s so cute.

Unbetitelt

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8&feature=share

firegrowshigher: degrading: limpwristedgenderfuckboy: lee-stur...

#4 - Charmander Steam spouts from my tail, when it rains.

Louis Birthday Present

We do The Stephen King’s “Misery” alot.But...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg&feature=share

My moms friend was just looking at my One Direction magazine and came over to me..

icrushguys: Cute and Hot guys here...

perks of being a girl I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boner

marialoves1direction: Oh Niallerrrr<3  #niall #Liam #shoe...

Belleabbey: Omg poor cat. Please, tie her to a crane and drag...

Playing With Telemarketers - Hilarious

【レンpower・cold・serious】MR TAXI (von 06181104)got to love len. an...

Meanwhile on TODAY Australia...

Best Of 2010: Most Popular Photography Tips, Tricks, and Hacks of 2010(via @Lifehacker)

speckless.wordpress.com

gotta love em donuts

New.

one direction i seen it coming. god it’s so cute.

zouis: boob grabbing: zayn failed but lou...

#4 - Charmander

Steam spouts from my tail, when it rains.